It’s freaking 97 degrees, 98 degrees and 99 degrees in DC, yesterday, today, and tomorrow respectively. People, you have no idea how bad it is here. There is visible moisture in the air outside. My face looks like my nose is the process of melting and is getting flatter and bigger by the minute into an amorphous blob. There’s a slight patch of darkness on my chin like I have a goatie because my big strawhat doesn’t cover the inferior triangle of my face from the relentlessly hazy sun. The humidity doesn’t let up.